Once while walking down Bourbon Street behind two Sorority sisters I overheard the following statement as we passed the Washing Well Washdrtyeria Laundromat "Why is there a laundromat on Bourbon Street? I mean, like, that is sooooooo stupid!" After hearing that statement I fantasized about kicking her perfectly shaped ass with the tip of my cowboy boot. You dumb twat, people live in the Quarter, people need to wash clothes, shop for groceries, do all of the things that everyone else does in society. Sorry if a store front is being wasted on a business that isn't catering to your addictions. Perhaps tomorrow you may need it to wash the semen off of your designer jeans.
I'm sure you can find plenty of drinking establishments that will encourage your new found alcoholism. Lots of bars where you can go in, get drunk and do slutty things with total strangers that would cause your father to blow his brains out if he ever heard about them.
There are other places in the Quarter to wash your clothes, the Three Legged Dog on Burgundy has washing machines in the back. A few bars in New Orleans offer laundromat services. Check Point Charlies on Frenchman is another "Wash & Slosh." I was looking for someplace that I could just do a load of painter's whites without getting loaded.
I'm sure you can find plenty of drinking establishments that will encourage your new found alcoholism. Lots of bars where you can go in, get drunk and do slutty things with total strangers that would cause your father to blow his brains out if he ever heard about them.
There are other places in the Quarter to wash your clothes, the Three Legged Dog on Burgundy has washing machines in the back. A few bars in New Orleans offer laundromat services. Check Point Charlies on Frenchman is another "Wash & Slosh." I was looking for someplace that I could just do a load of painter's whites without getting loaded.
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