One day I woke up and walked outside to find a drunk stripper on my doorstep. At that very moment a donkey drawn carriage with a mid western looking group of tourists rode by. Giving confused, indignant looks, scowled at me trying to get her up and out of my way. I looked up at yelled "This is a great town, THEY DELIVER!" On that cue, 'Rocket' vomits on herself. I guess I got on some sort of subscription list.
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